00:00:01:09 00:00:03:15 (SINGING)਀　　㨀　　㨀　㐀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㄀ 䘀刀夀㨀 ⠀圀䠀䤀匀倀䔀刀䤀一䜀⤀ 䈀攀琀眀攀攀渀 搀攀猀椀爀攀 愀渀搀 爀攀愀氀椀琀礀⸀
00:00:07:23 00:00:09:05 LAURIE: A bit.਀　　㨀　　㨀　㤀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㈀ 䘀刀夀㨀 䈀攀琀眀攀攀渀 昀愀挀琀 愀渀搀 戀爀攀愀欀昀愀猀琀Ⰰ
00:00:12:24 00:00:16:21 madness lies, lies, lies...਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀　 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䄀 戀椀琀⸀
00:00:19:00 00:00:22:09 FRY: I hate you, I hate you and yet...਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 䤀 栀愀琀攀 礀漀甀⸀⸀⸀
00:00:24:00 00:00:25:03 (SOBBING)਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 䄀猀 氀漀瘀攀Ⰰ 爀愀最攀 愀渀搀 愀挀栀攀猀 漀昀 琀栀攀 攀愀爀⸀
00:00:34:18 00:00:37:24 Pretension by Fry and Laurie.਀　　㨀　　㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　　㨀㐀㜀㨀　㄀ 䤀琀✀猀 愀氀氀 漀瘀攀爀℀
00:00:48:13 00:00:50:12 It's all over, finished!਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　　㨀㔀㐀㨀　㤀 刀漀琀琀椀渀最 愀眀愀礀Ⰰ 昀椀渀椀猀栀攀搀Ⰰ
the sands of time dribbling onto the floor!਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　　㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㐀 䐀攀挀愀礀椀渀最 昀氀攀猀栀Ⰰ 洀漀爀琀愀氀椀琀礀Ⰰ 渀漀琀栀椀渀最℀
00:00:57:01 00:00:59:14 No sound, just a brief pinprick of light਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㄀㨀　㈀㨀　㄀ 攀砀琀椀渀最甀椀猀栀攀搀 椀渀琀漀 愀 搀愀爀欀渀攀猀猀 昀漀爀 攀琀攀爀渀椀琀礀℀
00:01:02:04 00:01:05:21 Maggots crawling through the eye sockets਀漀昀 洀愀最最漀琀猀Ⰰ 挀爀愀眀氀椀渀最 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 攀礀攀 猀漀挀欀攀琀猀⸀
00:01:05:23 00:01:09:08 Nothing but... Nothing but dried blood,਀愀渀搀 樀甀猀琀 愀 昀愀椀渀琀 猀洀攀氀氀⸀
00:01:09:11 00:01:11:21 (SOBBING) It's the end. It's over!਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㌀㨀　　 　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 夀攀猀⸀ 圀栀愀琀 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀 椀猀 琀爀礀椀渀最 琀漀 猀愀礀Ⰰ
is that this is the last in the current series਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㜀 漀昀 䄀 䈀椀琀 漀昀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀Ⰰ
00:01:19:19 00:01:23:21 and that he's sorry it's over, and he's very grateful਀琀漀 礀漀甀 昀漀爀 愀氀氀漀眀椀渀最 栀椀洀 椀渀琀漀 栀椀猀 栀漀洀攀⸀
00:01:23:23 00:01:25:25 That's right. It's a very nice home.਀吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀⸀
00:01:26:02 00:01:29:16 I love what you've done with it. I think਀礀漀甀✀爀攀 爀椀最栀琀 琀漀 氀攀愀瘀攀 琀栀攀 挀漀昀昀攀攀 琀愀戀氀攀 眀栀攀爀攀 椀琀 椀猀⸀
00:01:29:18 00:01:33:00 If it is a coffee table,਀猀漀洀攀 漀昀 礀漀甀 瀀爀攀昀攀爀 愀 琀攀愀 琀愀戀氀攀Ⰰ 䤀 欀渀漀眀⸀ 圀栀愀琀攀瘀攀爀⸀
00:01:33:02 00:01:36:07 Whatever. This is, as I say,਀琀栀攀 氀愀猀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 挀甀爀爀攀渀琀 猀攀爀椀攀猀 漀昀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀⸀
00:01:36:09 00:01:41:01 And last shows, traditionally at the BBC,਀愀爀攀 愀氀氀漀眀攀搀 琀眀漀 戀漀琀琀氀攀猀 漀昀 挀栀愀洀瀀愀最渀攀ⴀ猀琀礀氀攀 昀氀甀椀搀Ⰰ
00:01:41:03 00:01:43:00 to be distributed unequally਀愀洀漀渀最猀琀 琀栀攀 愀甀搀椀攀渀挀攀⸀
00:01:43:02 00:01:45:15 -My colleague, would you care to do the honours?਀ⴀ䌀攀爀琀愀椀渀氀礀 眀椀氀氀⸀
00:01:45:17 00:01:49:25 There's a... There's a mean streak inside you,਀椀猀渀✀琀 琀栀攀爀攀㼀
00:01:50:02 00:01:52:24 -There is, actually, quite a mean streak, yes.਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 愀 瘀攀爀礀 眀椀搀攀 漀渀攀⸀
00:01:53:01 00:01:56:01 Yes, hardly room for my body either side of it.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀㐀 䠀漀眀攀瘀攀爀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 攀渀漀甀最栀 瘀攀爀戀愀氀 爀椀洀洀椀渀最
for the moment.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㔀 吀椀洀攀 渀漀眀 琀漀 椀渀琀爀漀搀甀挀攀 漀甀爀 洀漀猀琀 瘀攀爀礀 栀漀渀漀甀爀攀搀Ⰰ
00:02:01:17 00:02:04:04 guest-style units onto the show.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀　㤀㨀㄀　 䄀渀搀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 昀椀爀猀琀 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 最甀攀猀琀 戀漀砀
is a woman of great distinction.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㄀ 匀栀攀 猀攀爀瘀攀搀 ㄀ ㈀ 礀攀愀爀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 爀愀渀欀
of Lieutenant Colonel਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀　 椀渀 䤀爀愀焀✀猀 攀氀椀琀攀 刀攀瀀甀戀氀椀挀愀渀 䜀甀愀爀搀Ⰰ
00:02:15:07 00:02:17:22 before pitching her tent in the Vale of Tharkston,਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 眀栀攀爀攀 猀栀攀 洀愀欀攀猀 猀漀洀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 洀漀猀琀
revolting marmalade I've ever seen.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㈀㨀　　 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㠀 䰀愀搀椀攀猀 愀渀搀 最攀渀琀氀攀洀攀渀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀 瀀氀攀愀猀攀 洀愀欀攀
a clapping-style noise for Janine Duvitski.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㤀 ⠀䴀唀匀䤀䌀 䄀一䐀 䄀倀倀䰀䄀唀匀䔀⤀
00:02:35:01 00:02:37:06 Janine, Janine, Janine.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㐀 䨀愀渀椀渀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 氀漀漀欀 漀氀搀Ⰰ 琀椀爀攀搀Ⰰ 戀愀搀氀礀 搀爀攀猀猀攀搀
and in a hell of a state, generally.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ䠀漀眀 搀漀 礀漀甀 昀攀攀氀㼀
-Fine, thank you, Stephen.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㠀 ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 最漀漀搀 琀漀 栀攀愀爀⸀
-Janine, Janine, I...਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㈀ 吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 䤀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀
absolutely dying to ask you਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　　 攀瘀攀爀 猀椀渀挀攀 䤀 栀攀愀爀搀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀 挀漀洀椀渀最 漀渀 琀栀攀 猀栀漀眀⸀
What's Tommy Steele really like?਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㜀 吀漀洀洀礀 匀琀攀攀氀攀㼀
00:02:56:09 00:02:58:08 I believe that's what I said.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㄀㨀　㐀 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 欀渀漀眀⸀ 䤀✀瘀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 洀攀琀 栀椀洀⸀
00:03:04:03 00:03:05:05 I'm sorry?਀　　㨀　㌀㨀　㔀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㜀㨀　㤀 䤀✀瘀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 洀攀琀 吀漀洀洀礀 匀琀攀攀氀攀⸀
00:03:07:17 00:03:10:16 -Yes, well, never mind that...਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀ 䠀漀氀搀 漀渀⸀ 䠀漀氀搀 漀渀⸀
00:03:10:18 00:03:14:01 I want to get this straight.਀夀漀甀✀爀攀 猀愀礀椀渀最 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 洀攀琀 吀漀洀洀礀 匀琀攀攀氀攀㼀
00:03:14:03 00:03:15:04 No.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㠀 唀渀戀攀氀椀攀瘀愀戀氀攀⸀
00:03:20:01 00:03:23:06 Well, no time for recriminations, Hugh.਀䜀漀琀 琀漀 氀漀漀欀 琀漀 琀栀攀 昀甀琀甀爀攀⸀
00:03:23:08 00:03:24:24 Oh! Is there one?਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㠀 䜀攀琀 漀渀 眀椀琀栀 椀琀⸀
00:03:28:05 00:03:30:17 Right. Okay. Well, it now falls to me਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㘀 琀漀 瀀甀氀氀 漀瀀攀渀 琀栀攀 搀爀愀眀攀爀 洀愀爀欀攀搀 ✀✀匀漀挀欀猀Ⰰ
Underpants and International Superstars,''਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 愀渀搀 瀀甀氀氀 漀甀琀 漀甀爀 渀攀砀琀 最甀攀猀琀⸀
He's a man of distinction,਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㠀㨀　　 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 琀栀爀攀攀ⴀ琀椀洀攀猀 眀椀渀渀攀爀
of the Benson & Hedges smoking competition.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㐀 䠀攀✀猀 最漀琀 琀栀爀攀攀 挀漀渀瘀椀挀琀椀漀渀猀 昀漀爀 猀栀漀瀀氀椀昀琀椀渀最Ⰰ
and 1 7 for aggravated assault,਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀　 愀猀 眀攀氀氀 愀猀 愀 栀甀最攀 挀漀氀氀攀挀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 猀欀椀渀⸀
00:03:48:22 00:03:49:24 It is of course, Robert Daws.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀　㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀　 䘀刀夀㨀 伀栀Ⰰ 昀愀渀琀愀猀琀椀挀℀
00:03:52:00 00:03:53:18 (MUSIC AND APPLAUSE)਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㤀 圀攀氀挀漀洀攀⸀
00:04:02:04 00:04:03:22 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)਀　　㨀　㐀㨀　㐀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀　㤀㨀　㈀ 刀漀戀攀爀琀Ⰰ 刀漀戀攀爀琀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 氀漀瘀攀氀礀 琀漀 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 眀椀琀栀 甀猀⸀
00:04:09:04 00:04:11:23 Now, tell me, tell me.਀䠀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 洀攀琀 吀漀洀洀礀 匀琀攀攀氀攀㼀
00:04:13:16 00:04:15:09 -No.਀ⴀ圀栀礀 渀漀琀㼀
00:04:16:10 00:04:18:09 Well, I don't know, I just never have.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㈀ ⠀䴀䤀䴀䤀䌀䬀䤀一䜀 刀伀䈀䔀刀吀⤀
''I don't know, I just never have.''਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㜀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 渀攀瘀攀爀 洀椀渀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:04:22:09 00:04:24:12 Jesus!਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㐀 刀椀最栀琀⸀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 琀椀洀攀 昀愀猀琀 愀瀀瀀爀漀愀挀栀椀渀最
Crewe Junction, the driver dead,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㐀 琀栀攀 戀爀愀欀攀 栀漀猀攀猀 爀漀琀琀攀搀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀
by years of government neglect,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㈀ 椀琀✀猀 琀椀洀攀 琀漀 瀀愀挀欀 漀甀爀 挀漀洀攀搀礀 琀漀琀攀 戀愀最猀Ⰰ
bung a couple of condoms into the hip pocket,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 愀渀搀 栀攀愀搀 昀漀爀 猀欀攀琀挀栀 氀愀渀搀⸀
00:04:39:06 00:04:43:13 FRY: Tony Radcliffe is headmaster਀漀昀 䰀愀渀愀爀欀 倀爀椀洀愀爀礀 匀挀栀漀漀氀 椀渀 吀栀甀爀氀漀攀⸀
00:04:43:15 00:04:48:01 The school has 84 pupils of mixed race,਀爀攀氀椀最椀漀渀Ⰰ 最攀渀搀攀爀 愀渀搀 猀栀漀攀 猀椀稀攀⸀
00:04:49:01 00:04:50:17 Mickey, don't do that. Cheers, mate.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㈀ 匀漀Ⰰ 栀漀眀 搀漀攀猀 栀攀 搀攀愀氀 眀椀琀栀 爀攀氀椀最椀漀甀猀 椀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀椀漀渀
at the school's morning assembly?਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　　㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㐀㨀　㔀 䄀䰀䰀㨀 ⌀ 圀攀 眀漀爀猀栀椀瀀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 伀 最漀搀 漀昀 最漀搀猀
00:05:04:20 00:05:08:04 # Whoever you may be਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㤀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㔀 ⌀ 圀攀 爀攀愀氀椀猀攀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 漀瀀攀爀愀琀攀
00:05:13:16 00:05:16:22 # Supernaturally਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㌀ ⌀ 圀攀 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 戀椀爀搀猀 愀渀搀 戀攀攀猀
00:05:21:15 00:05:25:05 # For creatures live or dead਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀　㨀　㌀ ⌀ 䈀甀琀 椀昀 礀漀甀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 搀漀渀✀琀 攀砀椀猀琀
00:05:30:05 00:05:34:15 # Then ignore what we've just said਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㘀 ⌀ 䄀栀 ⌀
00:05:43:04 00:05:46:19 Well, what I've tried to do,਀漀爀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 眀攀✀瘀攀 琀爀椀攀搀 琀漀 搀漀Ⰰ 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 猀愀礀Ⰰ
00:05:46:21 00:05:49:05 is to develop a religious agenda਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 琀栀愀琀 猀攀爀瘀攀猀 琀栀攀 渀攀攀搀猀 漀昀 琀栀攀 欀椀搀猀
in a very real sense.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㌀ 夀漀甀 洀甀猀琀 甀渀搀攀爀猀琀愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 甀洀⸀⸀⸀
We've got Jewish kids,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀　　㨀　㤀 眀攀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 䈀甀搀搀栀椀猀琀 欀椀搀猀Ⰰ 䠀椀渀搀甀 欀椀搀猀Ⰰ
Muslim kids, Christian kids,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　　㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㐀㨀㄀　 愀琀栀攀椀猀琀椀挀 欀椀搀猀Ⰰ 愀最渀漀猀琀椀挀 欀椀搀猀⸀
What they've all got in common,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㘀㨀　㠀 ⴀ椀猀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 愀氀氀⸀⸀⸀
-Kids?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㘀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㤀㨀　㈀ 䔀砀愀挀琀氀礀⸀ 䔀砀愀挀琀氀礀⸀ 一漀眀 琀栀愀琀✀猀 瘀攀爀礀 椀洀瀀漀爀琀愀渀琀⸀
00:06:09:04 00:06:12:14 So, obviously, any religious package that we offer਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㈀ 洀甀猀琀 琀愀欀攀 愀挀挀漀甀渀琀 漀昀 愀氀氀 琀栀漀猀攀 搀椀昀昀攀爀攀渀挀攀猀
under a basic overarching umbrella.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㤀 ⠀嘀伀䴀䤀吀䤀一䜀⤀
00:06:24:21 00:06:27:02 Sorry. I don't know what happened there.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀　 匀漀Ⰰ 栀漀眀 搀漀 礀漀甀 洀愀渀愀最攀 琀栀椀猀Ⰰ 椀渀 昀愀挀琀㼀
00:06:29:22 00:06:32:07 How do you accommodate all these differences?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 伀欀愀礀⸀
00:06:34:14 00:06:38:19 What we've done is to sweep away਀愀氀氀 琀栀攀 漀氀搀 搀椀瘀椀猀椀漀渀猀Ⰰ
00:06:39:06 00:06:43:12 and basically invent an entirely new religion.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㔀 䄀 渀攀眀 爀攀氀椀最椀漀渀㼀
00:06:44:17 00:06:47:13 That's right.਀䤀琀✀猀 愀 欀椀渀搀 漀昀 爀攀氀椀最椀漀甀猀 䔀猀瀀攀爀愀渀琀漀Ⰰ 椀昀 礀漀甀 氀椀欀攀⸀
00:06:47:15 00:06:49:04 Nope. I don't think I do.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㐀 刀椀最栀琀⸀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀攀✀瘀攀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 琀栀椀猀 爀攀氀椀最椀漀渀
Lip Whip Whip Whip.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㠀 ✀✀䰀椀瀀 圀栀椀瀀 圀栀椀瀀 圀栀椀瀀✀✀㼀
00:06:55:17 00:06:57:22 And that's the name of your god, is it?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㐀 唀栀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀ 吀栀攀爀攀 椀猀 渀漀 漀渀攀 猀椀渀最氀攀 最漀搀
in Lip Whip Whip Whip.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀 匀漀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 愀 瀀愀渀琀栀攀漀渀Ⰰ 椀猀 椀琀㼀
00:07:05:04 00:07:08:06 I prefer to call it a committee.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㠀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㄀ 䤀琀✀猀 愀 挀漀洀洀椀琀琀攀攀 漀昀 最漀搀猀⸀
There are eight voting members,਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㤀 愀渀搀 愀 渀漀渀ⴀ攀砀攀挀甀琀椀瘀攀 挀栀愀椀爀
who rotates every four years.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㔀 䴀洀洀ⴀ栀洀洀⸀ 䄀渀搀 眀栀愀琀 搀漀 礀漀甀 眀漀爀猀栀椀瀀
in Lip Whip Whip Whip?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀　㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㔀 伀欀愀礀⸀ 圀攀 眀漀爀猀栀椀瀀 愀椀爀⸀
00:07:23:03 00:07:26:06 We worship flexible work-share schemes,਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㔀 愀渀搀 眀攀 眀漀爀猀栀椀瀀 爀漀甀渀搀攀搀 挀漀爀渀攀爀猀 漀渀 琀栀椀渀最猀⸀
00:07:29:17 00:07:31:05 Why rounded corners?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㄀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 愀 瘀攀爀礀 椀洀瀀漀爀琀愀渀琀 猀礀洀戀漀氀
00:07:34:07 00:07:36:13 in Lip Whip... Lip Whip Whip...਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㄀ 䰀甀欀攀Ⰰ 瀀爀漀戀愀戀氀礀 渀漀琀 愀 最漀漀搀 椀搀攀愀⸀ 䌀栀攀攀爀猀Ⰰ 洀愀琀攀⸀
00:07:41:22 00:07:43:08 They're a very important symbol.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 吀栀攀 欀椀搀猀 栀攀爀攀 眀漀爀猀栀椀瀀 琀栀攀 漀渀攀
on the activity table in the art room.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 䄀䰀䰀㨀 伀洀⸀ 伀洀⸀ 伀洀⸀
00:07:51:14 00:07:55:10 Would you say, then, that Lip Whip Whip Whip਀栀愀猀 戀攀攀渀 愀 猀甀挀挀攀猀猀㼀
00:07:55:23 00:07:58:25 I'll be as frank as I can.਀圀攀✀瘀攀 栀愀搀 猀漀洀攀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀猀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀昀爀愀椀搀⸀
00:07:59:02 00:08:00:03 (LOUDLY) Oh?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㄀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㤀 夀攀愀栀⸀ 唀洀⸀⸀⸀
00:08:02:21 00:08:09:05 Just yesterday, there was a kid਀椀渀 䴀爀猀 吀爀攀洀氀漀眀✀猀 ㈀䄀倀䌀嘀堀䈀圀 挀氀愀猀猀⸀
00:08:10:03 00:08:12:14 Tristram. Funny kid.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 䠀攀 搀攀挀椀搀攀搀 琀漀 昀漀爀洀 愀 猀攀挀琀
that worshipped oblong surfaces.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 伀栀Ⰰ 搀攀愀爀⸀
00:08:18:22 00:08:20:13 (TRISTRAM GROANING IN PAIN)਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀 一漀眀Ⰰ 挀漀洀攀 漀渀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 吀爀椀猀⸀
I'm very disappointed. What are you?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 䠀洀洀㼀
00:08:26:21 00:08:28:16 (GROANING)਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ䤀✀洀 愀 栀攀爀攀琀椀挀⸀
-You're a heretic.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 伀欀愀礀⸀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 攀瘀攀爀礀戀漀搀礀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 搀漀 眀攀 琀栀椀渀欀
about this? What shall we do with Tris?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㘀㨀㈀㐀 䈀甀爀渀 栀椀洀℀ 䈀甀爀渀 栀椀洀℀
00:08:37:01 00:08:38:01 LAURIE: Burn him?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 夀攀猀℀ 夀攀猀℀
00:08:40:00 00:08:43:14 Okay, okay. All right, then. That's settled.਀吀爀椀猀Ⰰ 眀攀✀爀攀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 戀甀爀渀 礀漀甀
00:08:43:16 00:08:45:21 in the playground during morning break.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀　 一漀眀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 䄀渀渀愀Ⰰ
what's all this about you being a witch?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀　　 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㄀ 匀攀攀 琀栀攀猀攀㼀 倀氀愀渀琀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀猀攀Ⰰ
in about, oh, mid-July,਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀㔀 愀 戀椀琀 漀昀 眀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 戀椀琀 漀昀 挀漀洀瀀漀猀琀Ⰰ 戀椀琀 漀昀 氀漀瘀攀⸀
00:08:59:02 00:09:00:11 (LAUGHING)਀　　㨀　㤀㨀　㄀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㤀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㄀ 䄀渀搀 愀戀漀甀琀 猀椀砀 洀漀渀琀栀猀 氀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ
00:09:03:23 00:09:07:02 you've got a nine-lane motorway਀爀甀渀渀椀渀最 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 礀漀甀爀 戀愀挀欀 最愀爀搀攀渀⸀
00:09:07:04 00:09:11:12 Yes, I always remember this spot਀戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 椀琀 眀愀猀 爀椀最栀琀 栀攀爀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:09:11:19 00:09:14:18 This was the very first time that I saw my wife.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㐀 䤀 眀愀猀 猀琀愀渀搀椀渀最 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:09:17:01 00:09:21:10 And I remember thinking what an incredibly਀琀椀渀礀 眀漀洀愀渀 猀栀攀 眀愀猀⸀
00:09:21:12 00:09:23:00 Absolutely tiny. She was...਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㤀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀愀琀 猀椀稀攀⸀ 吀椀渀礀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:09:26:21 00:09:30:23 It was only weeks later, as I got to know her,਀琀栀愀琀 䤀 爀攀愀氀椀猀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀愀琀 眀愀猀Ⰰ 漀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ
00:09:31:00 00:09:33:02 because she was a long way away.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㌀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 吀栀攀 琀栀椀渀最猀 琀栀攀礀 猀愀礀Ⰰ 攀栀㼀 吀栀攀 琀栀椀渀最猀 琀栀攀礀 猀愀礀⸀
00:09:36:14 00:09:41:06 My youngest, she said to me the other day,਀猀栀攀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀䐀愀搀搀礀Ⰰ 眀栀礀 愀爀攀 琀栀攀爀攀 眀愀爀猀㼀
00:09:41:08 00:09:43:16 ''Why do people kill each other and fight?''਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀刀攀戀攀挀挀愀Ⰰ 搀愀爀氀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:09:47:01 00:09:50:12 ''shut your face and watch the video,਀漀爀 䤀✀氀氀 戀攀氀琀 礀漀甀 漀渀攀⸀✀✀
00:09:50:14 00:09:54:24 Basically, I go around schools.਀夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 䤀 猀椀琀 椀渀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 欀椀搀猀Ⰰ
00:09:56:13 00:09:58:21 'cause I'm trying to learn French.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㌀㨀　㔀 ⴀ䄀爀攀 礀漀甀 最漀渀渀愀 猀琀愀爀琀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 刀椀挀栀愀爀搀㼀
-Probably better if I start, Nick, yes.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㘀 吀栀愀琀 眀愀礀 眀攀 挀愀渀 琀栀爀愀猀栀 漀甀琀 琀栀攀 瀀漀猀椀琀椀漀渀
in broad terms,਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㜀㨀㈀　 ⴀ愀渀搀 琀栀攀渀 眀攀✀氀氀 欀渀漀眀 眀栀攀爀攀 眀攀 猀琀愀渀搀⸀
-That'll be the best way.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀　㨀　㄀ ⴀ䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 猀漀Ⰰ 一椀挀欀⸀ 䤀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 搀漀⸀
-Go you on, then.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 瀀漀猀椀琀椀漀渀 椀猀 琀栀愀琀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀
wishes, in broad terms...਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㠀 ⴀ✀✀䈀爀漀愀搀 琀攀爀洀猀✀✀㼀
-Broad terms at this stage, Nick, yes.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㈀ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 眀攀 挀愀渀 琀栀爀愀猀栀 漀甀琀 猀瀀攀挀椀昀椀挀猀 氀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:10:17:04 00:10:22:04 My client wishes to engage in a bout਀漀昀 瀀爀漀琀爀愀挀琀攀搀 猀攀砀甀愀氀 椀渀琀攀爀挀漀甀爀猀攀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀⸀
00:10:22:06 00:10:24:09 -Yeah. Can I just chip in here, Richard?਀ⴀ䌀栀椀瀀 愀眀愀礀Ⰰ 挀栀椀瀀 愀眀愀礀⸀
00:10:24:11 00:10:27:12 Probably gonna save a bit of time਀椀昀 䤀 琀攀氀氀 礀漀甀 琀栀愀琀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 椀猀 欀攀攀渀
00:10:27:14 00:10:29:24 to proceed along the lines਀漀昀 琀栀攀 猀琀愀渀搀愀爀搀 瀀爀攀ⴀ挀漀椀琀愀氀 愀最爀攀攀洀攀渀琀Ⰰ
00:10:30:01 00:10:32:04 with just one or two riders and emendations.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㔀㨀　㈀ 䄀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 挀愀猀攀Ⰰ
my client is very anxious to expedite matters਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㔀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㌀ ⴀ愀猀 猀眀椀昀琀氀礀 愀猀 瀀漀猀猀椀戀氀攀⸀
-Yeah. How swiftly would that be, Richard?਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 眀愀猀 琀栀椀渀欀椀渀最 椀渀 琀攀爀洀猀
of along the next half hour.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㠀 夀攀猀⸀ 䴀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 氀椀欀攀 椀琀 挀氀攀愀爀氀礀 甀渀搀攀爀猀琀漀漀搀
that she's not easy.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀　 夀攀猀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 椀猀 昀甀氀氀礀 愀眀愀爀攀
that your client is not easy, Nick.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㔀㨀　㘀 䤀渀 昀愀挀琀Ⰰ 栀攀 眀椀猀栀攀猀 洀攀 琀漀 猀琀爀攀猀猀
that he has enormous respect for your client਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㔀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀　 愀猀 愀 眀漀洀愀渀Ⰰ 椀渀 愀 瘀愀爀椀攀琀礀 漀昀 瀀攀爀猀漀渀愀氀Ⰰ
non-sexual ways.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㤀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㄀㨀　㜀 䴀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 椀猀 爀攀愀猀猀甀爀攀搀 戀礀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀✀猀 瀀漀猀椀琀椀漀渀⸀
00:11:01:09 00:11:03:08 And I'd like to know਀栀漀眀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 椀渀琀攀渀搀猀 琀漀 瀀爀漀挀攀攀搀⸀
00:11:03:10 00:11:05:18 Well, my client was thinking in general terms਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀　㨀　㈀ 漀昀 搀椀渀渀攀爀 愀琀 琀栀攀 䈀漀洀戀愀礀 䈀爀愀猀猀攀爀椀攀Ⰰ
after which, at some mutually agreeable time,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀　㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㤀 栀攀 眀漀甀氀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 瀀甀琀 栀椀猀 琀漀渀最甀攀 椀渀猀椀搀攀
your client's mouth, and move it around slightly.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㔀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 吀栀愀琀 椀猀 洀漀爀攀 琀栀愀渀 愀挀挀攀瀀琀愀戀氀攀 琀漀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀⸀
00:11:17:15 00:11:21:17 My client then suggests putting a hand਀甀瀀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀✀猀 猀欀椀爀琀 愀渀搀 栀愀瘀椀渀最⸀⸀⸀
00:11:22:07 00:11:23:23 a bit of an old feel.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀　 䴀洀洀⸀
00:11:25:12 00:11:27:19 Which hand would that be, Richard?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀　㨀　㈀ 䴀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 栀愀猀 渀漀琀 礀攀琀 搀攀挀椀搀攀搀 漀渀 琀栀攀 栀愀渀搀⸀
00:11:30:04 00:11:34:07 Okay. Well, that's fine.਀䤀昀 礀漀甀 挀漀甀氀搀 樀甀猀琀 昀愀砀 甀猀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 礀漀甀 最攀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:11:34:09 00:11:38:22 No problem, no problem.਀✀✀䘀愀砀 一椀挀欀 眀栀椀挀栀 栀愀渀搀 甀瀀 猀欀椀爀琀⸀✀✀
00:11:39:19 00:11:43:02 I should say that after your client਀栀愀猀 瀀甀琀 栀椀猀 栀愀渀搀 甀瀀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀✀猀 猀欀椀爀琀Ⰰ
00:11:43:04 00:11:45:16 my client reserves the right to moan slightly.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㜀 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 猀攀攀 愀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀ 一漀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 昀椀渀攀⸀
00:11:49:09 00:11:52:18 Well, at this point, my client will suggest਀琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 搀爀椀瘀攀猀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀
00:11:52:20 00:11:56:13 back to your client's flat,਀眀栀攀爀攀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 眀椀氀氀 瀀氀愀礀 猀漀洀攀 䨀愀洀攀猀 吀愀礀氀漀爀⸀
00:11:56:15 00:12:00:18 Ah. My client doesn't have਀愀渀礀 䨀愀洀攀猀 吀愀礀氀漀爀 愀琀 琀栀椀猀 猀琀愀最攀Ⰰ
00:12:00:20 00:12:04:04 but he wonders if Art Garfunkel਀洀椀最栀琀 戀攀 愀渀 愀挀挀攀瀀琀愀戀氀攀 挀漀洀瀀爀漀洀椀猀攀⸀
00:12:04:20 00:12:09:08 My client has indicated that Art Garfunkel਀椀猀 搀攀昀椀渀椀琀攀氀礀 渀漀琀 愀挀挀攀瀀琀愀戀氀攀Ⰰ
00:12:10:00 00:12:12:24 but would be prepared to consider Tom Waits.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㌀ 䔀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀⸀ 䔀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀⸀
00:12:15:00 00:12:17:16 Moving on, my client would now like to insert...਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㠀 䠀攀 眀漀甀氀搀 渀漀眀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 椀渀猀攀爀琀 愀 挀氀愀甀猀攀
00:12:21:10 00:12:24:13 allowing him to spill wine on your client's blouse,਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㌀ 眀栀椀挀栀 栀攀✀猀 琀栀攀渀 愀戀氀攀 琀漀 洀漀瀀 漀昀昀 最攀渀琀氀礀
with a handkerchief,਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀　㨀㈀　 愀氀氀漀眀椀渀最 栀椀洀 琀漀 戀爀甀猀栀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀✀猀 戀爀攀愀猀琀猀
lightly as he does so.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 夀攀猀⸀ 圀攀 昀攀攀氀 琀栀愀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 椀渀琀攀爀攀猀琀猀 漀昀 戀漀琀栀 瀀愀爀琀椀攀猀Ⰰ
a white wine spritzer should be specified.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀　 匀漀Ⰰ 眀栀椀琀攀 眀椀渀攀 猀瀀爀椀琀稀攀爀Ⰰ 椀琀 椀猀⸀
00:12:37:22 00:12:40:22 My client wonders whether your client਀椀猀 愀戀氀攀 琀漀 愀挀挀漀洀洀漀搀愀琀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:12:40:24 00:12:42:00 Yes?਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㔀 ⸀⸀⸀愀戀氀攀 琀漀 愀挀挀漀洀洀漀搀愀琀攀 愀 最攀渀琀氀攀Ⰰ 挀椀爀挀甀氀愀爀
licking motion around the upper body.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀　㨀　㐀 倀攀爀昀攀挀琀氀礀 愀挀挀攀瀀琀愀戀氀攀Ⰰ 椀昀 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 戀攀
00:12:50:06 00:12:52:08 permitted to gaze at the ceiling,਀愀渀搀 猀愀礀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀搀猀Ⰰ
00:12:52:10 00:12:56:12 -''Oh, God'' and ''Yes''.਀ⴀ✀✀伀栀Ⰰ 䜀漀搀✀✀ 愀渀搀 ✀✀夀攀猀✀✀⸀
00:12:56:14 00:12:58:18 -Or ''Yeah''.਀ⴀ伀爀 ✀✀夀攀愀栀✀✀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀⸀
00:12:58:20 00:13:01:08 Fine. Well, I think a move to the bedroom਀猀攀攀洀猀 琀漀 戀攀 椀渀搀椀挀愀琀攀搀⸀
00:13:01:10 00:13:05:10 Indeed. I should point out, however, that my client਀椀猀 欀攀攀渀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀椀猀 攀渀最愀最攀洀攀渀琀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 爀甀渀 愀氀漀渀最
00:13:05:12 00:13:07:00 orthodox lines from hereon in.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㜀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀　㨀　㔀 䄀栀⸀ 圀漀甀氀搀 琀栀愀琀 瀀爀攀挀氀甀搀攀 琀栀攀 甀猀攀 漀昀 猀愀氀愀搀 椀琀攀洀猀㼀
00:13:10:20 00:13:12:00 I'm afraid so.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㜀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 挀愀猀攀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 昀攀攀氀猀
00:13:13:19 00:13:17:19 that matters can be brought਀琀漀 愀 猀愀琀椀猀昀愀挀琀漀爀礀 挀漀渀挀氀甀猀椀漀渀 椀渀 琀栀爀攀攀 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀⸀
00:13:19:06 00:13:22:11 Ah. Well, now my client feels that਀琀栀愀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 瀀爀攀洀愀琀甀爀攀⸀
00:13:22:14 00:13:25:07 We feel 1 0 minutes is more acceptable.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㔀 圀栀愀琀 猀愀礀 眀攀 挀漀洀瀀爀漀洀椀猀攀 眀椀琀栀 猀椀砀㼀
00:13:29:19 00:13:32:01 Six? Six. All right, six minutes, then.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀Ⰰ 栀攀爀攀愀昀琀攀爀Ⰰ
we're back on standard contract territory.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㘀 䤀 愀猀猀甀洀攀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 眀椀氀氀 琀栀攀渀 爀漀氀氀 漀瘀攀爀
and turn his back on my client.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㔀 伀栀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 眀椀氀氀 洀漀猀琀 挀攀爀琀愀椀渀氀礀 搀漀 猀漀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
Your client will then attempt to hold him,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 愀渀搀 栀攀 眀椀氀氀 戀攀栀愀瘀攀 挀漀氀搀氀礀 琀漀眀愀爀搀猀 栀攀爀⸀
00:13:42:23 00:13:47:09 Quite so. My client will feel spurned and shamed,਀愀猀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 爀攀昀甀猀攀猀 琀漀 猀栀愀爀攀 琀栀攀 愀昀琀攀爀最氀漀眀⸀
00:13:47:11 00:13:51:05 Yes. My client will sneak into his clothes਀愀琀 㔀㨀　　 椀渀 琀栀攀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 最漀 琀漀 眀漀爀欀 攀愀爀氀礀Ⰰ
00:13:51:07 00:13:53:09 leaving no note for your client.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 䴀礀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 眀椀氀氀 昀攀攀氀 椀洀洀攀渀猀攀氀礀 爀攀樀攀挀琀攀搀
and angry at this.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㠀 䴀洀洀ⴀ栀洀洀Ⰰ 洀洀洀ⴀ栀洀洀⸀
00:13:57:10 00:13:59:19 My client will pick up the phone once਀搀甀爀椀渀最 琀栀攀 愀昀琀攀爀渀漀漀渀Ⰰ
00:13:59:21 00:14:02:20 but fail to go through with the call,਀愀昀琀攀爀 眀栀椀挀栀 栀攀✀氀氀 渀攀瘀攀爀 戀攀 椀渀 琀漀甀挀栀 愀最愀椀渀⸀
00:14:02:22 00:14:06:21 Mmm-hmm. My client will, from hereafter,਀爀攀昀攀爀 琀漀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 愀猀 ✀✀琀栀愀琀 戀愀猀琀愀爀搀✀✀⸀
00:14:07:06 00:14:11:02 Absolutely. If my client meets your client਀愀琀 愀 瀀愀爀琀礀Ⰰ 栀攀 眀椀氀氀 戀氀甀猀栀Ⰰ 氀漀漀欀 愀眀愀礀⸀
00:14:11:04 00:14:13:16 Mmm-hmm. Precisely.਀匀漀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀栀愀琀✀猀 愀氀氀 猀愀琀椀猀昀愀挀琀漀爀礀⸀
00:14:13:18 00:14:16:24 Yes, indeed.਀䤀昀 礀漀甀爀 挀氀椀攀渀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 猀椀最渀 琀栀攀 戀漀琀琀漀洀Ⰰ 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:14:17:01 00:14:20:05 Yes, and your client will sign here. You got a pen?਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀　㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㜀 一䤀䌀䬀㨀 䠀攀爀攀 礀漀甀 最漀⸀
00:14:21:09 00:14:24:13 Could you initial the Tom Waits clause?਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 䔀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀⸀
00:14:27:13 00:14:28:18 Thank you.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㤀 一䤀䌀䬀㨀 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀 猀漀 洀甀挀栀⸀
00:14:31:10 00:14:32:22 Good.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㈀ ⴀ一椀挀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀⸀
-Very nice people.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ一椀挀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀⸀
-Yes.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㔀 ⴀ䘀愀渀挀礀 愀 猀琀攀愀洀礀 猀攀砀 爀漀洀瀀㼀
-Yes, please.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㔀 ⠀䤀䴀䤀吀䄀吀䤀一䜀 吀刀唀䴀倀䔀吀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀
00:14:47:13 00:14:49:08 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㌀ ⌀ 䤀 眀攀愀爀 猀漀瀀栀椀猀琀椀挀愀琀攀搀 挀氀漀琀栀攀猀
00:14:54:15 00:14:57:05 # I say sophisticated things਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　　㨀㄀㐀 ⌀ 䔀瘀攀爀礀琀栀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 洀攀 猀愀礀猀
I'm a sophistication king਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㌀㨀　㘀 ⌀ 䈀甀琀 眀栀攀渀 䤀✀洀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀
00:15:03:08 00:15:06:01 # Can't seem to find my cool਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀　㨀　㜀 ⌀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 䤀✀洀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀
00:15:11:06 00:15:14:04 # I just sit there and drool਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㔀 ⌀ 䤀 最漀琀 猀漀瀀栀椀猀琀椀挀愀琀攀搀 栀愀渀搀猀
00:15:18:07 00:15:20:11 # I got sophisticated feet਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㔀 ⌀ 䄀 猀漀瀀栀椀猀琀椀挀愀琀攀搀 挀愀爀
Parked on Sophistication Street਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㜀 ⌀ 䈀甀琀 眀栀攀渀 䤀✀洀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀
00:15:27:02 00:15:29:19 # Can't seem to find my cool਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㜀 ⌀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 䤀✀洀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀
00:15:34:23 00:15:37:24 # I'm just a dribbling fool਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㘀 ⌀ 圀栀攀渀 礀漀甀 氀漀漀欀 愀琀 洀攀 愀渀搀 礀漀甀 猀琀愀爀琀 琀漀 昀氀椀爀琀
00:15:44:08 00:15:47:21 # I have to wipe the dribble਀伀昀昀 琀栀攀 昀爀漀渀琀 漀昀 洀礀 猀栀椀爀琀
00:15:48:18 00:15:51:18 # When you ask me what's on my mind਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㔀 ⌀ 䄀氀氀 䤀 挀愀渀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀漀 愀渀猀眀攀爀 椀猀㨀
00:15:56:23 00:15:58:20 # I eat sophisticated food਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　　㨀㈀㐀 ⌀ 䤀 戀爀攀愀琀栀攀 猀漀瀀栀椀猀琀椀挀愀琀攀搀 愀椀爀
00:16:01:01 00:16:04:20 # Run a sophisticated comb਀吀栀爀漀甀最栀 洀礀 猀漀瀀栀椀猀琀椀挀愀琀攀搀 栀愀椀爀
00:16:04:22 00:16:06:23 # But when I'm with you਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀　㨀　㜀 ⌀ 䌀愀渀✀琀 猀攀攀洀 琀漀 昀椀渀搀 洀礀 挀漀漀氀
00:16:12:13 00:16:14:16 # Yeah, when I'm with you਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㌀ ⌀ 䤀✀洀 樀甀猀琀 愀 搀爀椀戀戀氀椀渀最 昀漀漀氀 ⌀
00:16:24:10 00:16:26:09 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀　　 ⠀匀倀䔀䄀䬀䤀一䜀 刀䄀倀䤀䐀䰀夀⤀
When I was 1 7, I'd already tried 1 4 different jobs,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㌀ 洀愀爀爀椀攀搀 琀眀椀挀攀Ⰰ 昀愀琀栀攀爀攀搀 洀愀渀礀Ⰰ 洀愀渀礀Ⰰ
many, many children,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 攀愀琀攀渀 愀 瀀攀爀昀攀挀琀氀礀 攀渀漀爀洀漀甀猀 焀甀愀渀琀椀琀礀 漀昀 昀漀漀搀Ⰰ
over a long-time period,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 戀攀攀渀 眀攀愀渀攀搀 漀昀昀 猀椀砀 琀礀瀀攀猀
of class A dangerous drug,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀　㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㘀 最椀瘀攀渀 甀瀀 猀洀漀欀椀渀最Ⰰ 琀愀欀攀渀 椀琀 甀瀀 愀最愀椀渀Ⰰ
given it up again, taken it up again,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㤀 最椀瘀攀渀 琀愀欀椀渀最 椀琀 甀瀀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 琀愀欀攀渀 最椀瘀椀渀最 椀琀 甀瀀
again and again and again and again.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㈀ 䈀礀 琀栀攀 琀椀洀攀 䤀 眀愀猀 ㈀　Ⰰ
alcohol had never passed my lips,਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㤀 礀攀琀 䤀 眀愀猀 愀 爀攀挀欀氀攀猀猀 愀渀搀 瀀爀攀搀愀琀漀爀礀 愀氀挀漀栀漀氀椀挀⸀
00:16:49:21 00:16:52:23 My life was in pieces, my marriages਀眀攀爀攀 猀栀愀琀琀攀爀攀搀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀栀椀氀搀爀攀渀 氀愀礀 椀渀 爀甀椀渀猀⸀
00:16:53:00 00:16:56:06 I was paying alimony along the sinuses,਀戀攀栀椀渀搀 琀栀攀 搀愀爀欀 椀渀琀攀爀椀漀爀 瀀愀猀猀愀最攀猀 漀昀 琀栀攀 猀欀甀氀氀Ⰰ
00:16:56:08 00:16:57:12 and through the nose.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　　㨀㈀㄀ 䈀甀琀 愀琀 ㌀　Ⰰ 愀琀 ㌀　 挀愀洀攀 琀栀攀 挀栀愀渀挀攀
to redeem a bin liner of broken promises.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㌀㨀　㔀 䤀昀 䤀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 琀愀欀攀 琀栀愀琀 挀栀愀渀挀攀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 䤀 戀攀㼀
What would I become?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㘀㨀　㘀 䨀甀猀琀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 昀爀椀攀渀搀氀攀猀猀 愀挀椀搀 猀瀀漀琀
on the back buttock of a weeping society.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㤀㨀　㄀ 匀漀 䤀 琀漀漀欀 椀琀⸀ 吀漀漀欀 琀栀攀 挀栀愀渀挀攀⸀
Picked up the ball and ran. Went for it!਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㤀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㈀ 吀栀爀攀眀 挀愀甀琀椀漀渀 琀漀 琀栀攀 琀攀攀琀栀 漀昀 琀栀攀 最愀氀攀⸀
00:17:10:14 00:17:14:02 Never looked back. Just keep running. I did it!਀䘀漀爀最攀琀 琀栀攀 瀀愀猀琀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀✀猀 渀漀琀栀椀渀最 琀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ
00:17:14:04 00:17:16:18 not even memories, just a road਀礀漀甀 渀攀瘀攀爀 琀爀愀瘀攀氀氀攀搀Ⰰ 甀渀眀椀渀搀椀渀最 戀愀挀欀眀愀爀搀猀
00:17:16:20 00:17:19:22 to a place you never came from,਀眀栀攀爀攀 昀爀甀椀琀 最爀漀眀猀 漀渀 琀爀攀攀猀 礀漀甀 渀攀瘀攀爀 挀氀椀洀戀攀搀Ⰰ
00:17:19:24 00:17:22:14 in an orchard where you lost your virginity਀琀漀 愀 戀漀礀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 吀椀洀漀琀栀礀Ⰰ
00:17:22:16 00:17:24:15 who died of Horlicks poisoning਀戀攀昀漀爀攀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀 戀漀爀渀⸀
00:17:24:17 00:17:26:09 -No answers there...਀ⴀ匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀⸀
00:17:26:11 00:17:27:11 Yes?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㠀 䜀漀 愀渀搀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 氀椀攀 搀漀眀渀⸀
00:17:29:20 00:17:31:24 Oh. Okay.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㄀ 䤀 戀攀氀漀渀最 琀漀 琀栀攀 眀椀渀攀 猀漀挀椀攀琀礀⸀
I enjoy fine wines very much.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㄀ 䄀氀猀漀 琀栀攀椀爀 洀愀氀琀 眀栀椀猀欀椀攀猀⸀ 䤀 氀椀欀攀 愀 渀椀挀攀 洀愀氀琀 眀栀椀猀欀礀⸀
00:17:45:06 00:17:46:22 Great pleasure to me.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㄀ 䤀琀✀猀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 最爀攀愀琀 戀攀渀攀昀椀琀猀
of being an alcoholic, really, I suppose.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㘀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀爀漀甀猀攀搀 攀瘀攀爀礀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最
by a very insistent cock.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㘀 䤀渀 琀栀攀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最㼀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀 甀猀攀搀 琀漀 甀猀攀
00:17:59:08 00:18:02:16 one of those automatic things਀琀栀愀琀 洀愀欀攀猀 礀漀甀 愀 挀甀瀀 漀昀 琀攀愀Ⰰ
00:18:02:18 00:18:05:19 and does this horrible screeching noise਀椀渀 礀漀甀爀 攀愀爀⸀
00:18:06:23 00:18:09:15 But then I divorced her and bought a Teasmade.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 圀栀愀琀Ⰰ 愀氀愀爀洀㼀 䤀渀 琀栀攀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最㼀
00:18:11:14 00:18:16:23 Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini਀挀漀渀搀甀挀琀椀渀最 琀栀攀 嘀椀攀渀渀愀 倀栀椀氀栀愀爀洀漀渀椀挀 伀爀挀栀攀猀琀爀愀Ⰰ
00:18:17:00 00:18:20:05 in a perfectly transcendent version਀漀昀 匀挀栀甀戀攀爀琀✀猀 㜀琀栀 匀礀洀瀀栀漀渀礀⸀
00:18:20:07 00:18:24:23 And I've rigged it up so that,਀愀琀 攀砀愀挀琀氀礀 㜀㨀㌀　 攀瘀攀爀礀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:18:25:12 00:18:27:19 it falls from the ceiling onto my face.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 一漀Ⰰ 䤀 栀愀瘀攀渀✀琀 最漀琀 愀渀 愀氀愀爀洀 挀氀漀挀欀⸀
I've got three children instead.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 䤀琀 眀愀猀 愀 搀椀昀昀椀挀甀氀琀 挀栀漀椀挀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 䤀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀
the children would go better with the wallpaper.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㤀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㠀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ
he tried to palm me off with margarine.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 䤀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 椀昀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 最漀渀渀愀 瀀愀氀洀 洀攀 漀昀昀Ⰰ
at least use butter or olive oil.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㔀 倀攀漀瀀氀攀 挀愀渀 戀攀 栀漀爀爀椀戀氀礀 椀渀挀漀渀猀椀搀攀爀愀琀攀Ⰰ 挀愀渀✀琀 琀栀攀礀㼀
00:18:52:17 00:18:54:25 Especially when they're out of breath.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㈀ 䐀䄀圀匀㨀 䴀洀洀⸀
00:18:58:04 00:19:01:15 You know, I can remember my mother਀甀猀攀搀 琀漀 搀爀椀瘀攀 洀攀Ⰰ 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀Ⰰ 琀漀 猀挀栀漀漀氀
00:19:01:17 00:19:03:21 -every morning in an old Wolseley.਀ⴀ䄀栀⸀
00:19:03:24 00:19:06:01 -You know, the kind with wheels?਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀⸀
00:19:06:03 00:19:07:03 Good old thing.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㐀 䄀氀氀 猀漀昀琀 氀攀愀琀栀攀爀 愀渀搀 眀愀氀渀甀琀 愀渀搀 挀栀爀漀洀攀⸀
00:19:11:16 00:19:13:17 And she usually wore a hat, as well.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㜀 夀攀愀栀⸀ 䤀渀琀攀爀攀猀琀椀渀最⸀
00:19:15:09 00:19:17:02 (PHONE RINGING) Oh, excuse me. Sorry, sorry.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㠀 䠀攀氀氀漀⸀
00:19:19:11 00:19:20:16 Hello?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀　㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㈀ 䤀琀✀猀 猀漀 愀渀渀漀礀椀渀最Ⰰ 椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀 䤀琀✀猀 愀氀眀愀礀猀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀椀渀最⸀
00:19:24:06 00:19:26:05 Was that our phone, or was it yours?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㤀 吀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ
00:19:27:11 00:19:32:07 because with the advances਀椀渀 一䤀䌀䄀䴀 搀椀最椀琀愀氀 猀琀攀爀攀漀 猀漀甀渀搀Ⰰ
00:19:32:09 00:19:35:05 and the disbanding਀漀昀 琀栀攀 漀氀搀 洀攀挀栀愀渀椀挀愀氀 爀椀渀最椀渀最 漀昀 琀栀攀 琀攀氀攀瀀栀漀渀攀Ⰰ
00:19:35:07 00:19:38:13 20th-century Britain has plunged itself਀椀渀琀漀 愀 戀椀琀 漀昀 愀 眀攀琀 渀椀最栀琀洀愀爀攀⸀
00:19:38:15 00:19:41:01 When the phone rings on the TV,਀洀愀渀礀 䈀爀椀琀漀渀猀 愀爀攀 栀漀爀爀椀戀氀礀 挀漀渀昀甀猀攀搀⸀
00:19:41:03 00:19:42:16 Is it fiction, or is it real?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀　 吀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀⸀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ
we've got plenty of phones here.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㈀㨀　　 䰀攀琀✀猀Ⰰ 昀漀爀 最漀漀搀渀攀猀猀 猀愀欀攀Ⰰ 甀猀攀 琀栀攀洀⸀
Robert, why don't you dial my number,਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㌀ 愀渀搀 椀琀 眀椀氀氀 挀漀洀攀 漀甀琀 漀渀 漀甀爀 瘀椀攀眀攀爀猀✀
left-hand speaker on their television at home਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㘀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㠀 椀昀 琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 眀愀琀挀栀椀渀最 椀渀 猀琀攀爀攀漀⸀
00:19:57:10 00:20:01:12 That's right, and, Janine, you ring me,਀愀渀搀 眀攀✀氀氀 漀甀琀瀀甀琀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 琀栀攀 爀椀最栀琀 挀栀愀渀渀攀氀⸀
00:20:01:14 00:20:03:03 (PHONE RINGING)਀　　㨀㈀　㨀　㐀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㔀 ⠀匀䔀䌀伀一䐀 倀䠀伀一䔀 刀䤀一䜀䤀一䜀⤀
00:20:05:17 00:20:06:18 -FRY: Mmm.਀ⴀ夀漀甀 猀攀攀㼀
00:20:06:20 00:20:09:21 -Absolutely terrifying, isn't it?਀ⴀ䤀琀✀猀 愀 渀椀最栀琀洀愀爀攀⸀
00:20:09:23 00:20:11:05 Yeah, yeah.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 渀漀眀Ⰰ 愀猀 瀀愀爀琀 漀昀 漀甀爀 漀渀最漀椀渀最Ⰰ
continuing attempt਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㠀 琀漀 瀀爀漀瘀椀搀攀 愀 戀攀琀琀攀爀 瀀甀戀氀椀挀 猀攀爀瘀椀挀攀Ⰰ
and earn lots of charter marks,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 眀攀 愀琀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀Ⰰ
00:20:21:12 00:20:25:01 have decided to institute਀愀 猀洀愀氀氀 昀氀愀猀栀椀渀最 猀礀洀戀漀氀 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:20:26:10 00:20:29:11 To indicate whether਀琀栀攀 瀀栀漀渀攀 礀漀甀 栀攀愀爀 爀椀渀最椀渀最 椀猀 礀漀甀爀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:20:29:13 00:20:30:22 Or ours.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㄀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㐀 ⠀倀䠀伀一䔀 刀䤀一䜀䤀一䜀⤀
00:20:32:19 00:20:33:22 (LAURIE EXCLAIMS)਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㜀㨀　㠀 一漀⸀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 漀渀攀 椀猀 搀攀昀椀渀椀琀攀氀礀 礀漀甀爀猀⸀
00:20:37:19 00:20:41:12 Or is it?਀䈀攀挀愀甀猀攀Ⰰ 愀猀 瀀愀爀琀 漀昀 漀甀爀 漀渀最漀椀渀最 挀漀洀洀椀琀洀攀渀琀
00:20:41:14 00:20:44:04 to earn no charter marks at all this term,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㔀 愀渀搀 琀漀 戀攀 瀀甀琀 椀渀琀漀 搀攀琀攀渀琀椀漀渀
by the Prime Minister,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 眀攀 栀愀瘀攀 搀攀挀椀搀攀搀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 昀爀漀洀 渀漀眀 漀渀Ⰰ 礀漀甀爀 氀椀昀攀
is gonna be made a living hell of telephones.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㤀 ⠀倀䠀伀一䔀匀 刀䤀一䜀䤀一䜀⤀
00:20:54:02 00:20:56:11 -No, that's yours.਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 搀攀昀椀渀椀琀攀氀礀⸀
00:20:56:13 00:20:59:25 Answer it.਀䤀琀✀猀 瀀爀漀戀愀戀氀礀 礀漀甀爀 洀漀琀栀攀爀 昀爀漀洀 䄀甀猀琀爀愀氀椀愀℀
00:21:00:05 00:21:01:24 (RINGING CONTINUES)਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㐀㨀　㠀 ⴀ䌀漀洀攀 漀渀⸀
-The third one is theirs, definitely.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㠀 嘀椀渀挀攀Ⰰ 漀瘀攀爀 琀漀 礀漀甀⸀
00:21:06:04 00:21:09:20 (HOUSE OF LOVE BY EAST 1 7਀倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀 伀一 匀吀䔀刀䔀伀⤀
00:21:09:22 00:21:10:22 Terry, can I have a...਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀 ⠀匀䤀䜀䠀䤀一䜀⤀
00:21:12:24 00:21:14:00 (TURNS MUSIC OFF)਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㔀 吀攀爀爀礀Ⰰ 最漀琀 愀 洀漀洀攀渀琀㼀
00:21:16:24 00:21:18:03 What?਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㤀 䠀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 最漀琀 愀 眀椀渀搀漀眀 椀渀 礀漀甀爀 瀀愀挀欀攀搀 猀挀栀攀搀甀氀攀㼀
00:21:21:21 00:21:25:16 In which case, can you open a curtain਀愀渀搀 氀攀琀 洀攀 瀀攀愀欀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀 昀漀爀 愀 洀漀洀攀渀琀㼀
00:21:25:18 00:21:29:22 -Yeah.਀ⴀ䜀漀漀搀⸀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 吀攀爀爀礀⸀ 匀挀栀漀漀氀⸀
00:21:30:05 00:21:32:10 Now, I've just had Mr Stroke on the phone.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㔀 䠀攀 琀攀氀氀猀 洀攀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 琀甀爀渀 甀瀀 琀漀搀愀礀⸀
00:21:36:17 00:21:38:20 -So?਀ⴀ匀漀Ⰰ 眀栀礀 渀漀琀㼀
00:21:39:09 00:21:40:19 It's boring.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㠀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 栀漀眀 眀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 吀攀爀爀礀㼀
00:21:42:10 00:21:46:12 According to Mr Stroke,਀礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀渀✀琀 戀攀攀渀 琀漀 猀挀栀漀漀氀 昀漀爀 昀漀甀爀 礀攀愀爀猀⸀
00:21:46:16 00:21:48:20 -So?਀ⴀ匀漀Ⰰ 眀栀攀爀攀 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 戀攀攀渀 愀氀氀 琀栀椀猀 琀椀洀攀㼀
00:21:48:22 00:21:51:09 What have you been doing for the last four years?਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㌀ 䜀漀琀 琀漀 氀攀瘀攀氀 渀椀渀攀⸀
00:21:54:20 00:21:57:02 Level nine? What do you mean, level nine?਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀㔀 䰀攀瘀攀氀 渀椀渀攀Ⰰ 琀漀瀀 氀攀瘀攀氀⸀
00:21:59:07 00:22:02:21 Yes, but school, Terry,਀氀攀愀爀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 最爀漀眀琀栀Ⰰ 搀攀瘀攀氀漀瀀洀攀渀琀⸀
00:22:03:07 00:22:05:04 -What's the point?਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀㼀
00:22:05:06 00:22:08:05 Well, I don't want to go to school਀✀挀愀甀猀攀 椀琀✀猀 戀漀爀椀渀最⸀ 吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 渀漀 瀀漀椀渀琀⸀
00:22:08:07 00:22:11:04 You ''don't want''? You ''don't want''?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 䄀渀搀 眀栀漀Ⰰ 瀀爀愀礀Ⰰ 戀攀 最漀漀搀 攀渀漀甀最栀 琀漀 琀攀氀氀 洀攀Ⰰ
00:22:13:14 00:22:17:08 is supposed to give an electrically-operated shag਀愀戀漀甀琀 眀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 眀愀渀琀㼀
00:22:17:23 00:22:19:01 Hmm? Hmm?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㄀ ⠀倀䠀伀一䔀 刀䤀一䜀䤀一䜀⤀
00:22:23:06 00:22:24:16 (PHONE CONTINUES TO RING)਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㤀 一漀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀⸀⸀⸀ 䨀甀猀琀 氀攀愀瘀攀 洀攀 愀氀漀渀攀Ⰰ 挀愀渀✀琀 礀漀甀㼀
00:22:26:21 00:22:29:17 Leave you alone?਀圀栀礀 琀栀攀 栀攀氀氀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 䤀 氀攀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 愀氀漀渀攀㼀
00:22:29:19 00:22:32:05 What are you doing?਀䄀爀攀 礀漀甀 洀愀欀椀渀最 愀 挀栀攀攀猀攀 猀愀甀挀攀㼀
00:22:32:07 00:22:34:08 Working on a cure for cancer?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀　 䤀猀 愀渀 漀戀漀攀 挀漀渀挀攀爀琀漀
forming in your mind? What?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㜀 䤀✀洀 漀渀 氀攀瘀攀氀 渀椀渀攀⸀
00:22:39:16 00:22:44:15 Bugger level nine! Bugger up the arse of਀氀攀瘀攀氀 渀椀渀攀 眀椀琀栀 愀渀 䄀渀最氀攀瀀漀椀猀攀 氀愀洀瀀℀
00:22:45:10 00:22:48:07 -I'm talking about your life, Terry.਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀㼀
00:22:48:09 00:22:52:04 ''What about it?'' Never mind ''what about it'',਀眀栀愀琀 椀猀 椀琀㼀 圀栀愀琀 椀猀 礀漀甀爀 氀椀昀攀Ⰰ 吀攀爀爀礀㼀
00:22:52:06 00:22:54:03 Tell me what your life is.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㐀 ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀✀猀 礀漀甀爀猀㼀
-What do you mean?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㄀㨀　㌀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀✀猀 礀漀甀爀 氀椀昀攀㼀
-What, my life? My life? My life?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㄀ 䴀礀 氀椀昀攀 椀猀 攀渀攀爀最礀Ⰰ 眀漀爀欀Ⰰ 搀攀搀椀挀愀琀椀漀渀℀
00:23:04:14 00:23:09:04 Thirty-three bloody years at Russell & Bromley,਀琀栀愀琀✀猀 眀栀愀琀 洀礀 氀椀昀攀 椀猀℀
00:23:09:07 00:23:13:13 My life is having you. I had you, didn't I?਀吀栀愀琀 眀愀猀 猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀搀 琀漀 戀攀 愀 最漀漀搀 琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:23:13:15 00:23:15:09 I didn't ask to be born.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 夀漀甀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 愀猀欀⸀⸀⸀
Judas Priest on a two-stroke moped!਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㤀 圀栀愀琀 椀猀 琀栀愀琀 猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀搀 琀漀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 栀甀栀㼀
00:23:22:24 00:23:26:08 You didn't ask to be born. I...਀夀漀甀✀搀 戀攀 戀攀琀琀攀爀 漀昀昀 搀攀愀搀Ⰰ 眀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀㼀
00:23:26:14 00:23:30:00 -Maybe.਀ⴀ✀✀䴀愀礀戀攀✀✀㼀 ✀✀䴀愀礀戀攀✀✀㼀 ✀✀䴀愀礀戀攀✀✀㼀 ✀✀䴀愀礀戀攀✀✀㼀
00:23:30:10 00:23:31:11 What do you mean, ''maybe''?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㤀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀⸀
00:23:33:21 00:23:37:16 -Thought? What, about killing yourself?਀ⴀ夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 䤀 昀椀渀椀猀栀 琀栀椀猀 最愀洀攀⸀
00:23:38:08 00:23:41:13 Oh, great. Well, I'll order the headstone, shall I?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㜀 ✀✀䠀攀爀攀 氀椀攀猀 吀攀爀爀礀 䜀愀爀搀椀渀攀爀⸀
He got to level bloody nine.''਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 圀栀愀琀㼀 䐀漀 礀漀甀 眀愀渀琀 猀椀渀最椀渀最 挀栀攀爀甀戀椀洀 愀爀漀甀渀搀 椀琀Ⰰ
or do you want it plain?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㔀 䈀椀渀最漀℀ 䐀漀渀攀 椀琀℀
00:23:52:04 00:23:57:03 Right. Well, you gonna choose a knife਀椀渀 琀栀攀 最甀琀 漀爀 戀甀氀氀攀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 栀攀愀搀㼀 圀栀愀琀㼀
00:23:57:13 00:23:58:18 Knife, I think.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㈀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㘀 䄀戀漀甀琀 戀氀漀漀搀礀 琀椀洀攀⸀
00:24:05:05 00:24:06:05 (EXCLAIMS)਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㤀㨀　㤀 ⠀䌀䠀唀䌀䬀䰀䤀一䜀⤀ 䤀 漀渀氀礀 欀渀漀眀 漀渀攀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀昀爀愀椀搀⸀
00:24:09:11 00:24:12:20 How many cabinet ministers਀搀漀攀猀 椀琀 琀愀欀攀 琀漀 挀栀愀渀最攀 愀 氀椀最栀琀 戀甀氀戀㼀
00:24:12:22 00:24:14:02 Three.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 匀攀攀洀猀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 愀 氀漀琀 琀漀 洀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 琀栀攀爀攀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀⸀
00:24:18:11 00:24:20:10 Where is this country headed?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 吀栀愀琀✀猀 琀栀攀 㘀㐀瀀 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀⸀
00:24:23:22 00:24:26:15 ...'cause in our village,਀琀栀攀爀攀✀猀 愀 洀愀爀瘀攀氀氀漀甀猀 漀氀搀 最愀洀攀
00:24:26:17 00:24:29:02 we play every Lammas Eve.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 吀爀愀搀椀琀椀漀渀 栀愀猀 椀琀 琀栀愀琀 攀瘀攀爀礀漀渀攀 氀椀瘀椀渀最 椀渀 琀栀攀 瘀椀氀氀愀最攀Ⰰ
of pensionable age,਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㤀 栀愀猀 琀漀 搀爀攀猀猀 甀瀀 愀猀 愀 戀愀氀攀 漀昀 猀琀爀愀眀⸀
And then the rest of us,਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㜀 眀攀 猀瀀氀椀琀 甀瀀 椀渀琀漀 瀀愀挀欀猀 漀昀 猀椀砀Ⰰ
in four-wheel-drive vehicles,਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㔀 愀渀搀 眀攀 栀愀瘀攀 琀漀 栀甀渀琀 琀栀攀洀 搀漀眀渀
and beat them to death with fence posts.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㤀 䤀✀洀 渀漀琀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 猀甀爀攀 漀昀 椀琀猀 漀爀椀最椀渀猀⸀
00:24:46:02 00:24:49:15 It's something to do with the Conservative Party,਀䤀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀⸀
00:24:51:10 00:24:53:23 (LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㠀㨀　　 ⠀匀一䤀䘀䘀䰀䤀一䜀⤀
00:24:58:02 00:25:02:05 Well, my colleague, my colleague,਀眀栀愀琀 愀 洀攀氀愀渀挀栀漀氀礀 漀挀挀愀猀椀漀渀 椀猀 琀栀椀猀⸀
00:25:02:07 00:25:05:01 -It is at that. It is at that. And yet...਀ⴀ䄀渀搀 礀攀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:25:05:03 00:25:08:11 And yet, for millions of people਀椀琀✀猀 愀 琀椀洀攀 昀漀爀 猀椀洀瀀氀攀 爀攀樀漀椀挀椀渀最
00:25:08:13 00:25:10:15 and quiet explosions of merriment.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㐀 䤀 栀愀琀攀 礀漀甀⸀
00:25:12:09 00:25:14:15 I know what he's trying to say, I do.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 䠀漀眀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀㼀 䠀漀眀 琀漀 昀椀渀搀 昀椀琀 眀漀爀搀猀
00:25:17:13 00:25:20:14 with which to bid farewell to our viewing several?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀 䰀攀琀 最漀Ⰰ 䰀甀欀攀⸀ 䘀攀攀氀 琀栀攀 昀漀爀挀攀⸀
Be in touch with your feelings.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㐀 夀攀猀⸀ 夀攀猀⸀ 伀栀Ⰰ 瘀椀攀眀椀渀最 猀攀瘀攀爀愀氀⸀ 吀椀洀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:25:29:01 00:25:32:09 Time, like a thief in the night,਀栀愀猀 猀洀愀猀栀攀搀 漀甀爀 渀攀愀爀ⴀ猀椀搀攀 眀椀渀搀漀眀Ⰰ
00:25:32:11 00:25:35:14 and stolen thence਀琀栀攀 猀琀攀爀攀漀 昀爀漀洀 漀甀爀 搀愀猀栀戀漀愀爀搀 琀栀攀爀攀椀渀⸀
00:25:35:16 00:25:37:04 For the last time,਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀 琀甀爀渀Ⰰ 眀椀瀀椀渀最 愀 猀愀搀Ⰰ 猀漀昀琀Ⰰ 猀愀氀琀 琀攀愀爀
from my crimsoning cheek,਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 愀猀 䤀 爀攀焀甀攀猀琀 愀渀搀 爀攀焀甀椀爀攀
our disastrously lovely guest units਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㔀 琀漀 琀攀氀氀 洀攀 眀栀愀琀 椀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 眀椀氀氀 戀攀Ⰰ
their choice of farewell cocktail this evening.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㜀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 氀椀欀攀 琀栀攀 猀漀甀渀搀 漀昀 愀 䰀漀渀搀漀渀 䘀攀氀挀栀⸀
00:25:55:21 00:25:58:04 What about a Golden Shower?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㄀㨀　㄀ 䐀䄀圀匀㨀 䠀洀洀℀
00:26:01:09 00:26:05:06 Good idea. We should be concentrating਀漀渀 挀栀漀漀猀椀渀最 愀 挀漀挀欀琀愀椀氀 昀椀爀猀琀Ⰰ 琀栀漀甀最栀⸀
00:26:07:14 00:26:10:09 Oh, yes. Well, there's the Martini Navratilova.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㌀ 圀栀愀琀✀猀 愀 匀漀搀搀椀渀最 䴀愀爀礀㼀
00:26:13:05 00:26:17:14 Um, a Sodding Mary...਀䄀 匀漀搀搀椀渀最 䴀愀爀礀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 氀椀欀攀 愀 䈀氀漀漀搀礀 䴀愀爀礀Ⰰ
00:26:17:16 00:26:19:20 but it's a little bit ruder.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㄀ ⴀ䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 栀愀瘀攀 琀漀 栀甀爀爀礀 礀漀甀⸀
-Yep.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㌀ ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 爀椀最栀琀⸀
-That's the one.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㔀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 䈀伀吀䠀㨀 圀攀✀搀 氀椀欀攀 愀 䴀漀搀攀爀渀 䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀⸀
00:26:27:24 00:26:29:17 A Modern Britain. Ha!਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 䴀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀Ⰰ
what did you say to me only this morning?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㌀ 圀栀愀琀 椀渀搀攀攀搀⸀
00:26:35:04 00:26:37:10 Well, they've chosen a Modern Britain.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀　㨀　㔀 䄀 䴀漀搀攀爀渀 䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀 椀猀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 氀椀欀攀 愀渀 漀氀搀ⴀ昀愀猀栀椀漀渀攀搀Ⰰ
00:26:40:07 00:26:42:07 but with a new twist.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㔀 䘀漀爀 愀 䴀漀搀攀爀渀 䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀氀氀 渀攀攀搀
finely made, English hand-blown crystal glasses,਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀　㨀㄀　 琀栀攀 瘀攀爀礀 戀攀猀琀 䤀猀氀愀礀 洀愀氀琀 眀栀椀猀欀礀Ⰰ
lovingly blended by craftsmen who care.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 夀漀甀✀氀氀 渀攀攀搀 昀爀攀猀栀氀礀ⴀ猀焀甀攀攀稀攀搀 愀瀀瀀氀攀 樀甀椀挀攀
from pleasant Somerset orchards.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㌀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㈀ 夀漀甀✀氀氀 渀攀攀搀 愀 焀甀愀爀琀攀爀 最椀氀氀 漀昀 戀攀猀琀 搀爀礀 䰀漀渀搀漀渀 最椀渀Ⰰ
00:26:57:04 00:27:00:11 a pint of rich Jersey cream and, of course,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀㨀　㌀ 愀 栀愀氀昀ⴀ焀甀愀爀琀 漀昀 猀漀昀琀Ⰰ 猀琀椀氀氀 圀攀氀猀栀 洀漀甀渀琀愀椀渀 眀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:27:04:07 00:27:06:15 And to garnish, you'll need a shamrock,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㐀 愀 搀愀昀昀漀搀椀氀Ⰰ 愀 琀栀椀猀琀氀攀 愀渀搀 愀 爀漀猀攀⸀
00:27:09:23 00:27:13:04 There's a difference with a Modern Britain,਀栀漀眀攀瘀攀爀Ⰰ 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 愀 䴀漀搀攀爀渀 䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀
00:27:13:06 00:27:14:15 goes like this...਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㐀 圀攀 愀搀搀 琀漀 琀栀椀猀 欀椀渀搀氀礀Ⰰ
noble, honourable and civilised mixture...਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㌀ ⠀䐀䄀圀匀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀 吀䄀倀匀 䈀唀䜀䰀䔀 䌀䄀䰀䰀⤀
00:27:19:00 00:27:21:12 ...a centilitre of flat, cola-style syrup,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㠀 愀 栀攀挀琀愀爀攀 漀昀 氀漀眀ⴀ挀愀氀漀爀椀攀 戀爀愀渀搀 猀眀攀攀琀攀渀攀爀Ⰰ
00:27:24:20 00:27:29:15 a pot of non-dairy whitener,਀愀 猀愀挀栀攀琀 漀昀 椀渀猀琀愀渀琀 栀攀爀椀琀愀最攀Ⰰ
00:27:29:17 00:27:33:03 a two-parent-family-size pack਀漀昀 搀椀氀甀琀攀搀 最漀漀搀 瘀愀氀甀攀猀Ⰰ
00:27:33:05 00:27:37:09 free market vegetables,਀愀 最爀攀攀搀礀 栀攀氀瀀椀渀最 漀昀 猀攀氀昀ⴀ最漀瘀攀爀渀椀渀最 琀爀甀猀琀猀
00:27:37:11 00:27:40:18 and a plastic ice cube for cosmetic purposes only.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㘀 吀栀攀 瀀爀漀搀甀挀琀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 栀愀氀昀ⴀ戀愀欀攀搀
at an immoderate temperature਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㜀 漀昀 琀栀攀 氀漀眀攀猀琀 挀漀洀洀漀渀 搀攀渀漀洀椀渀愀琀漀爀Ⰰ
00:27:45:09 00:27:48:09 in an atmosphere of greasy cant਀愀渀搀 挀漀爀爀甀瀀琀 猀氀攀愀稀攀Ⰰ
00:27:48:13 00:27:51:22 until richly dishonoured and seared with shame.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㜀 夀漀甀爀 䴀漀搀攀爀渀 䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀 眀椀氀氀 椀搀攀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 戀礀 渀漀眀Ⰰ
have lost all colour, flavour and fizz,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㄀㨀　㜀 愀渀搀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 琀栀攀渀 搀椀瘀椀搀攀搀 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 椀琀猀攀氀昀Ⰰ
and left in shoddy disrepair for a number of years,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㄀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㄀ 甀渀琀椀氀 椀琀 爀漀琀猀Ⰰ 戀攀昀漀爀攀 戀攀椀渀最 猀漀氀搀 漀昀昀
to the highest bidder.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㌀ 吀栀攀 眀栀漀氀攀 戀漀琀挀栀攀搀 挀漀挀欀琀愀椀氀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 猀攀爀瘀攀搀
with a raft of unappetizing sound bites,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㤀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㜀 愀渀搀 愀 瀀愀挀欀愀最攀 漀昀 昀攀攀戀氀攀 椀渀椀琀椀愀琀椀瘀攀猀Ⰰ
stuffed with tasteless media slime.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 䈀甀琀 瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀Ⰰ 猀漀洀攀眀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 洀椀最栀琀 戀攀 椀渀猀瀀椀爀攀搀
00:28:17:00 00:28:20:17 to add one small, tender, caring, cherry of hope.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 䤀 眀漀渀搀攀爀⸀
00:28:21:23 00:28:25:18 While you decide, I will entreat for the very finalist਀漀昀 氀愀猀琀Ⰰ 氀愀猀琀 琀椀洀攀猀Ⰰ
00:28:25:20 00:28:29:12 this entreaty of my colleague,਀䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀✀猀 瘀攀爀礀 漀眀渀 洀攀氀漀搀礀 洀愀渀Ⰰ
00:28:29:14 00:28:32:22 as I say to him,਀瀀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 瀀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 漀栀Ⰰ 瀀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䴀甀猀椀挀Ⰰ
00:28:32:24 00:28:35:17 please, Mr Music, will you play?਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㤀 ⠀匀伀䈀䈀䤀一䜀⤀
00:28:38:02 00:28:39:21 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㘀 ⠀匀伀䈀䈀䤀一䜀 唀一䌀伀一吀刀伀䰀䰀䄀䈀䰀夀⤀
00:28:47:19 00:28:49:11 It's ruined.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀 椀猀 爀甀椀渀攀搀⸀
00:28:52:00 00:28:53:09 There's nothing there!਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㈀ 䤀琀✀猀 爀漀琀琀攀渀℀
00:28:54:17 00:28:56:03 (SOBBING LOUDLY)਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㤀㨀　　㨀㄀㔀 伀栀Ⰰ 䜀漀搀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 愀氀氀 最漀渀攀⸀
00:29:27:06 00:29:30:00 ALL: Soupy, soupy, soupy, soupy twist.਀　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㌀　㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㐀 ⠀䄀唀䐀䤀䔀一䌀䔀 䄀倀倀䰀䄀唀䐀䤀一䜀⤀